Patient has been prescribed: CHIEF RESIDENT STATUS
Dosage: UNLIMITED AUTHORITY
Side effects may include: increased respect, spontaneous coffee deliveries, residents actually listening
Warning: May cause excessive excellence and boss-level confidence
Refills: AS LONG AS YOU KEEP BEING AMAZING â
ð Official Diagnosis
After extensive evaluation and years of observation, we have concluded that you are suffering from an acute case of EXCEPTIONAL BRILLIANCE.
Symptoms include: Outstanding clinical skills, natural leadership abilities, the mysterious power to function on 3 hours of sleep, and an alarming tendency to make everyone around you better.
Prognosis: Will continue to be absolutely CRUSHING IT as Chief Resident. ðŠ